this is bernie

Some clients

 for fun

I’ve sold my soul to sell lots of stuff for lots of agencies and clients. This is some of the stuff I can remember off the top of my head.

In the bathroom

 for Saatchi & Saatchi

Carl Kleiner is amazing and I want to work with him. Which is why I suggested a sexy still-life look for a campaign for a product I can’t tell you about from a brand I can’t tell you about where one of the motifs is based on his incredible “Postures” series.

Carl Kleiner is a god

Carl Kleiner is a god

Carl Kleiner is a god

They asked...

 for someone

Someone somewhere asked me to do something for some reason.

Too bad

Speak normal please

 for fun

Sometimes it helps to give a layout element or a look a name to make everyone feel a little better about it. Sometimes the names are pretty dumb when taken out of context. I want to start collecting them here…

The angle of success

The angle of success An angled line across the layout. But the angle is defined by the rectangular client logo, so it’s amazing and incredibly intelligent.

The Geil Keil

The Geil Keil A wedge element to make layouts more dynamic. The client is a super dynamic and oh-so-progressive car brand, so if you can use the same words for the layout that the client uses for themselves, chances are it’s a winner.

The starting line

The starting line Literally just two goddamn lines. But the campaign has something to do with beginnings, so sell sell sellllll those lines, baby!


 for fun

The saddest box in the history of the world.

Kill me now


 for Fluent

I have some questions. Some stylish, fashionable questions. But all I can show you is this moodboard.

Such a slick look


 for Serviceplan

Ugly drawings of some cars recently.

Pia Sternberg

 for Pia Sternberg

Pia Sternberg needed a small site to help her find a new job. Her handwriting is literally all over the page. Combined with the great Morion typeface, it’s a slick look. Go offer her a job now.


 for fun

I really don’t care.


 for Serviceplan

One of countless looks developed for a futuristic and super secret vehicle powered by hydrogen. The oldest water-based transport meets the newest.